Are You Being Ripped-Off?
I've been meaning to write this for a while now. Unfortunately, the business of earning money sometimes gets in the way of the pleasures of writing, and what I need to say is a bit negative. I'll try to be as positive as possible.
Whether we're talking about Harry MacElhone's White Lady, Victor Bergeron's MaiTai, a 1980s Sex on the Beach or a modern Last Word, something cocktails have never been is cheap to buy. A typical bar tries to make about 75% margin on the cost of drinks. Given that the wholesale cost of specialist liqueurs and spirits is not much cheaper than their retail price, they remain expensive to make. Cocktails are a luxury drink. To serve them well, a bar needs experienced, creative staff, and a supply of quality ingredients and fresh garnishes. These never come cheap. However, modern bars now have access to a wealth of pre-mixed juices and syrups, to which the bar tender need only add spirit. If you ever see a bar-tender making a Negroni or a Mojito in a shaker, you can be sure they're using a "cocktail flavour syrup." These syrups are cheap, cheap, cheap - about a third of the cost of the ingredients bought separately, but they are not those ingredients. They are a mixture of sugar or corn syrup with artificial colourings and flavourings. You'd be better off having a rum & pep with a slice of lime. Untrained (for which read poorly-paid) staff can mix a cocktail quickly by shaking a measure of bargain-basement spirit with a measure of cocktail syrup and straining into a glass full of so much crushed ice that you can't taste the alcohol.
For a properly-made cocktail, I would expect to pay around £10 - £12 in my hometown of Harrogate, rising as far as £25 in a top London hotel. I would expect that cocktail to contain around 50-75ml of alcoholic ingredients, to be made to order and to my taste, and be garnished carefully with something edible. Many of the chains of pubs and bars have a cocktail list with prices substantially lower than these, but I'd ask you to consider that they will only contain 25ml of spirit and a slug of syrup that has cost the bar around 13p. The mark up must be enormous, even on cheap deals.
Here's my guide to spotting a bar that's ripping you off, versus one that is expensive but good:
- Are the liqueurs & spirits on the bar back recognisable brands? Ask about them. Good staff will know their ingredients.
- Are the cocktails made in view of the customer? Making them out of sight could indicate the management don't want you to notice something.
- Are cocktails made in a variety of ways (stirring, muddling, building in the glass) besides shaking? These things affect the taste of the drink more than you think, and a good bartender knows which method will bring out the best in the cocktail s/he's making.
- Is the bar using broken ice and cubes, or just crushed? Crushed ice melts quickly, dilutes the drink and hides a multitude of sins. A good bar is more likely to use coarser, broken ice and be very sparing with the crushed.
- Can the bar tender cope with an order for a variation in the drink? Try asking for a Margarita made with limoncello instead of triple sec. If they can't change the drink, they're using premixes and syrups.
- Will the bar take an order for a well-known cocktail that isn't on their list? Ordering a classic dry Martini or a Negroni is my test of a good bar.
Every 'yes' you give in answer to a question in the above list pushes up the cost to the bar owner, a cost they need to pass on to you. In the end, quality always costs money, and I'd rather have just one excellent cocktail (maybe two) than several that are going to disappoint. Wouldn't you?
Next time: spring in the air.